Serendipitous juxtapositions of tweets

Every once in a while, two unrelated tweets appear next to each other in my Twitter stream and lead me to chortle or even guffaw at the accidental meaning that their juxtaposition creates. Here are some examples. (Note: The second tweet appears above the first.)


Now who would say that to a friend?

The objective

Never realized Alice was in on it, too.


Redesigning a site that won a design award doesn’t seem all that normal to me.

A life of one’s own

You certainly don’t, Alice; you’re fictional.

The oldest profession

Would that be Advertising, or Design?


Must be something in what we’re feeding them.

The question answered

I told him he could go ahead. :-)

Positioning is everything

Oddly enough, he was sitting right on top of one.

Last updated 11 August 2009, 14:32 EDT

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